Pop-Tart Quilt

Feb 07, 2009 | quilt

Written in 2002, Performed in 2008.

Shirtless male is currently single and looking.

Lyrics:

I once had a grandma
And she likes to sew
One time at breakfast
I was eating pop-tarts
And she wanted to try

When she turned her back
I on the pop-tart
But she still enjoyed it
She gathered up all the pop-tarts
And put them in her room
And there she stayed for 178 years

When she came out
She had constructed a quilt
Made of all pop-tarts
She planned to eat it
I had other plans
I on the quilt

And the rest is history
But all I can say is
She never made another pop-tart quilt

Duration : 0:2:30


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9 Responses to “Pop-Tart Quilt”

  1. footballsbeastsparks Says:

    ?????
    ?????

  2. vivlips Says:

    everyone please …
    everyone please notice the patriotic christmas tree in the background. classy!

  3. splashme08 Says:

    farts eh?

    and the …
    eh?

    and the dude has massive breasts, i must say.

    flight of the concords much?

  4. vivlips Says:

    i just like the …
    i just like the info on this… “shirtless male is currently single and looking”

  5. Halo2Balla15 Says:

    OMG this is so cool …
    OMG this is so cool. The song makes me jizz across the room when i masturbate to it!! Like seriously it’s better than porn. You guys are just so zany. Keep the videos coming!!

    -Leslie

  6. boomshocka3 Says:

    Epic. The lyrical …
    Epic. The lyrical genius of this composition is outstanding.

  7. dhardy1468 Says:

    as always …
    as always hillarious

    the special appearance makes the vidoe 10x better

  8. gmorgan806 Says:

    the doon brothers …
    the doon brothers are on the rise and the are awesome. i absolutely love this song. Rock on Doon Bros!!

  9. sexifreakihawtigrl Says:

    teh singer is soooo …
    teh singer is soooo hawtt!!!!!!

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